My friend sn0tty sent me a link to an interview of her little man. And asked if I would interview my little girl. This is funny in places, it probably didn’t help that I was doing this 10 minutes before bedtime when she is all riled up and ready for the negotiations to begin…
What’s something Mommy always says?
A – Dang it!
Me – (oh great!) Anything else?
A – Please. and Help Me.
What makes Daddy happy?
Buster (the cat). And his girls
What is something Mommy does that makes you laugh?
When you ask me about laughing (bursts into hysterics)
How old is Daddy?
(answers question, I’ll spare the public answer)
How old is Mommy?
(wrong, but I’ll take it!)
And how much does Mommy weigh?
A – I don’t know!
Me – if you weigh 44 pounds, how much do you think I weigh?
A – 100 pounds
Me – Really?!
If Mommy became famous, what will it be for?
Washing the dishes
If Daddy became famous, what will it be for?
Dressing up so nice
(she’s got a point there)
What is Daddy really good at?
What is Mommy’s favorite food?
How are you and Daddy the same?
We pet Buster the most
What is Mommy not very good at?
A – (without hesitation, almost before I finish the question) Cooking.
Me – anything else?
A – Cleaning Buster’s litter box
What do you think Daddy was like at your age?
A – Um, I have to go think in my room.
(she runs down the stairs, hushed whispers with Daddy, running back up the stairs)
A – Pretty much like me now, but read books all the time.
What was Mommy like at your age?
I think you liked to sing like me
What cities were we born in?
A – I don’t know, I was born here
Me – Where’s here?
A – Where’s that place? It starts with a vowel, I think Oregon? I can’t remember what it’s called.
Me – Kirkland, you were born in Kirkland.
A – huh.
Me – At Evergreen Hospital
A – Oh yeah! That place.
What is Mommy’s favorite thing to do?
A – Bake
Me – Anything else?
A – Talk to me
What does Mommy do for her job?
A – I need to think in my room again
(pitter patter down the stairs, laughter, returning…I hear her chanting as if repeating…bursts into room)
A – Project Management!
What kind of job does Daddy do?
(she asked him directly what he did, since he’s now in the room with us)
How do you know your Mommy loves you?
Cause I always give you kisses! (MWAH!) Because I gave you a kiss right now.
Where is Mommy’s favorite place to go?
A – Sears
(I only go to Sears for major appliances or vaccum cleaners)
A – you know, that chocolate place, you know, Sears
Me – oh, you mean See’s?
A – Yes, and Starbucks
(another funny since I don’t like Starbucks coffee and make my own cappuccinos at home)
How tall is Daddy?
A – I don’t know!
Me – If you are 3 1/2 feet, how much would you guess Daddy is?
A – 100
Me – Feet?
A – no, just 100
What is Daddy not good at?
Baking. And cleaning Buster’s litter box
What kind of cartoon characters would we be?
Daddy is the Prince, you are the Queen and I’m the Princess
(yet another little girl that wants to marry her daddy..awwww)
Do you know how much I love you?
100 million zillion million 100 zillion!
…yep…she’s got that right!